/You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you faraway. You can't be sure where it will take you, but it doesn't matter, because we'll be together.-Inception
Lala I'm back. LOL I can't keep myself away from blogging :X Thoughts are constantly bursting out of my mind, crazy much huh?
Did laundry just now, finally washed my dirty school shoes! Had a hard time cleaning them, they're freaking filthy, nearing the shade of black that it's scary. Anyway, I spent the whole time thinking while I was washing my shoes (well we human just can't stop thinking, can we? XD) and had this thought: Am I famous? Okay then I decided that I'm not. If you go around Singapore asking people if they know who the heck PuiLing is, 99.9% you will get a "no", haha :X Or maybe you will get a reply like, "ohhhh that Cheung Pui Ling who's a newscaster from HongKong?" (I googled my name and found about that newscaster who shared the same name but different surname as me, lol) If you're like really, really, really lucky then that person you ask will know me, haha ;) So sad right :'( Okay then being the imaginative person I am, I thought of different ways to become FAMOUS quickly! Here's the list:
- Strip yourself naked and run along Orchard Road, waving desperately at people to get them to take your nude photos. WARNING: May not work if the weather is really, really bad because you might just miss the crowd or get struck by lightning ;)
- Burn up your house. Perhaps then you'll get the chance to be featured in the newspaper. Or even better, you'll snatch the headlines! WARNING: You may become homeless and have to wander around without a single cent with you.
- Paint something that the world will think it's wonderful, like the second Mona Lisa? Bad sides: Have to join art classes to improve on your skills, which lead to spending lots of money and you may be broke before you can paint something nice. WARNING: As a painter, you may have to die before you become famous :(
- Learn to dance and sing like Michael Jackson. You'll have to master it WELL. Then, stand outside the Mediacorp and perform all day and all night long, hoping that someone will spot you and the next thing you know, you signed a contract and become an idol overnight! Or even better, go Hollywood ;) WARNING: People may mistake you as a lunatic and send you to a mental hospital where you may never get out again.
- Stalk a famous person. Get close to him/her. Chance may be very small but you might just become close friends with him/her and get famous too! WARNING: You may be sued for stalking and invading people's privacy and get lock up in jail.
- Find a few good friends of yours who can fight and take over a country. WARNING: You may be a lousy ruler and your country may eventually fall, burying you with it. Either that or you may get assassinated by those who's going to steal your "crown".
- Do something stupid to break the world record. Something real funny or ridiculous or weird that will make people remember who you are. WARNING: You may receive weird looks from passerby when going out to shop, etc.
- Invent something great, perhaps something like a teleport machine? Cuz that will be completely AWESOME! WARNING: There isn't really anything to be beware of. Except that you'll have to be a total genius to create such inventions.
Okay that's all for now. I definitely won't do anything on the list, but will you? Ha! My crazy mind can't stop spinning :) Sorry for being lame :X